breakfastkingdompubliclibrary:
Princess Bubblegum:
Has apparently been turning down suitors’ advances for three centuries
Summons giant bird by shrieking “ka-KAW!!”
Uses scanners to find elusive Soul Stone
Creates synthetic soul in laboratory
Is immune to shadow demon Love Magnet spell
Builds sentient robot doppelganger of herself
Gets pizza stuck to her forehead
Well it is possible that the other suitors were meaning that they’ve been waiting to court the current princess for 300 years. Like they were waiting for the ones before PB and yeah. DDid that make sense? Lol It’s like teaching redstone


